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Member Testimonials

The benefits speak for themselves!

Logey Dimplefiller MISPN
Someone was actually looking over my shoulder while I typed my application for the ISPN! The effects of becoming interesting and popular are instantaneous!
Thank you!

Barry Mung MISPN, BoGOF, Lidl, Aldi
Friends, colleagues and even total strangers used to think that I was a twat. I then achieved ISPN membership and started to use spurious post nominals. Now people know I'm a twat! Thanks ISPN! I couldn't have done it without you!

Jeremy Screenwash MCSE, ISPN
Until I achieved MISPN status I was just another guy with a suit and an MCSE. The ISPN got me the killer job, and now I'm in charge of an infrastructure I can't even begin to understand! Thanks, ISPN!!

Bob Crayfish FISPN, DISCO, OOALH, DDFoF, TNTNTNTNRLTTF, CTO of Smoke 'n' Mirrors Digital Forensics Ltd (formerly Speedy Bob's Inkjet Refills)
Since getting my Fellowship, I've been snapping clients up like never before. My list of spurious postnominals is longer than my spurious email disclaimer, and the clients just lap it up!

Tony 'Chainsaw' McMurty, MISPN
14 years at Her Majesty's Pleasure doesn't do much for a man's respectability ratings. Thanks to ISPN, I'm a decent member of society again - and the girls love it! Want to send us a testimonial about how ISPN has improved your career? testimonials@ispn.org.uk

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24/06/09: The ISPN's site has had a makeover. Hopefully this will make the Member list easier to navigate, and improve the general usability of the site.

Don't just take our word for it...

"I never had much luck in business - I started out as a paperboy and was still doing it at 42. Just one week after becoming an MISPN my fortunes changed - I have been approached by a senior West African government minister who needs my help in transferring a large sum of monies out of his war-torn country! That is the power of the ISPN!" - Malcolm Hoover-Dam, Basingstoke.

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