ISPN: The Great and the Good.
There are two grades of membership: Members (MISPN) and Fellows (FISPN). The difference is simple: while Members will always command the respect of their peers, Fellows are the Alpha males and females of their group. They're the Gordon Geckos, the Boadiceas, the Tyler Durdens, the Maximus Decimus Meridius. Trinity from The Matrix? FISPN. Joan of Arc? Filling in the form as the flames rose. You get the idea.
Naturally this level of achievement comes at a price - we need to perform exhaustive background checks and take up references as far back as you go. The fee is a variable one, and you can pay it simply by buying an item from the Institute's Amazon wishlist. Becoming a Member is free, and all you have to do fill in the form.
| Name | Title | |
| Steff Davies | Fellow | Further details |
| M Griggs | Fellow | Further details |
| Julia Malkin | Fellow | Further details |
| Jeremy Williams | Honorary Fellow | Further details |
| Tim Kirk | Fellow | Further details |
| Berenice Baker | Fellow | Further details |
| John Salt | Fellow | Further details |
| Konstantinos Ladas | Fellow | Further details |
| Mike Rimmer | Grand Poobah | Further details |
| Ben Hyland | Grand Ayatollah | Further details |
Next, the Members - currently numbering 187:
| Name | Title | |
| Adam Watts | Member | Further details |
| Daniel Hornby | Member | Further details |
| ADAM ALEXANDER MASTERSON | Member | Further details |
| Dave Halliwell | Member | Further details |
| Osborne Wrigley-Pimley-McKerr III | Member | Further details |
| Bryan Hardy | Member | Further details |
| David Halliwell | Member | Further details |
| Mark Leary | Member | Further details |
| Baby Cous Cous | Member | Further details |
| Dr J Hanmer | Member | Further details |
| Member | Further details | |
| David Waugh | Member | Further details |
| George Lowrey | Member | Further details |
| James Keating | Member | Further details |
| James Copeland | Member | Further details |
| Major General K Martin MISPN Ab.C.Def.G H.Ijk.L.Mn.O.P | Member | Further details |
| Krystyon Martin | Member | Further details |
| Luke Shepherd | Member | Further details |
| Alex Wong | Member | Further details |
| Lisa J Cassidy | Member | Further details |
| Dave Oliver | Member | Further details |
| Joshua Sams | Member | Further details |
| Arquib Ismail | Member | Further details |
| Laura Jones | Member | Further details |
| Eve Davies | Member | Further details |
| Joe Kavanagh | Member | Further details |
| adrian north | Member | Further details |
| Neill Mitchell | Member | Further details |
| Rian Harford | Member | Further details |
| Caoilte O Broin | Member | Further details |
| vladamir tugmeov | Member | Further details |
| Chris Shaw | Member | Further details |
| Ben Palin | Member | Further details |
| Andrew Gotley | Member | Further details |
| Rev. Nick Foster MISPN | Member | Further details |
| Romesh Priyanthan | Member | Further details |
| John Clarke | Member | Further details |
| Richard Donoghue | Member | Further details |
| Fluptcupfouck Fluptcupfouck | Member | Further details |
| Scott Drury | Member | Further details |
| jeff riach | Member | Further details |
| elizabeth mclennan | Member | Further details |
| Robert Kirschenbaum | Member | Further details |
| James Meredith | Member | Further details |
| Michael Kelly | Member | Further details |
| Murray Mitchell | Member | Further details |
| Alex Pye | Member | Further details |
| Adam Horsfall | Member | Further details |
| Zack McAuley | Member | Further details |
| Colin Gourlay | Member | Further details |
| Richard Davenport | Member | Further details |
| Gareth Jones | Member | Further details |
| Lee Harris | Member | Further details |
| Scott Thomson | Member | Further details |
| Kevin Burdette | Member | Further details |
| Leeroy Moore | Member | Further details |
| Jamie Williams | Member | Further details |
| Claire Heeley | Member | Further details |
| James Elliott | Member | Further details |
| Gaz Corfield | Member | Further details |
| Robert Mugabe | Member | Further details |
| Mark Williamson | Member | Further details |
| James Blonde | Member | Further details |
| Scott Rae | Member | Further details |
| Andy Miller | Member | Further details |
| Thomas Winter | Member | Further details |
| Paul Dennis | Member | Further details |
| Will Scott | Member | Further details |
| Ex- BawtryBoy | Member | Further details |
| Mark Harrison | Member | Further details |
| John Storey | Member | Further details |
| Carl Meall | Member | Further details |
| Jo Cook | Member | Further details |
| Robert Marsh | Member | Further details |
| jennifer scrimgeour | Member | Further details |
| Hugh Ardon | Member | Further details |
| Steven Lawrie | Member | Further details |
| Stephanie Millar | Member | Further details |
| Daryl Millar | Member | Further details |
| Matthew Grix | Member | Further details |
| john loughlin | Member | Further details |
| Barry Richards | Member | Further details |
| Marquis Justin Uranus PhD MA BA MISPN | Member | Further details |
| eoghan watt | Member | Further details |
| johnny shelton | Member | Further details |
| Simon McCartney | Member | Further details |
| Kevin Parkhouse | Member | Further details |
| Peter Read | Member | Further details |
| Andrew Crawford | Member | Further details |
| Gordon Brown | Member | Further details |
| Sheitma Pance | Member | Further details |
| Thomas Stone | Member | Further details |
| Mike Bond | Member | Further details |
| Donatus Enebuse | Member | Further details |
| Martyn Hodgson | Member | Further details |
| Dick Wod | Member | Further details |
| Mitchell Thornley | Member | Further details |
| Jacob William Stickland | Member | Further details |
| Warren John Martin | Member | Further details |
| Augustine Goh | Member | Further details |
| Lee Harris | Member | Further details |
| Paul Crawford | Member | Further details |
| Nic Dragarse | Member | Further details |
| Stavros Hellsteeth | Member | Further details |
| Bertram Buck-Beanflicker IV | Member | Further details |
| Sebastian Stardust Von Winklepicker | Member | Further details |
| Delbert Minimus-Grunhalshious | Member | Further details |
| Derek Greenhalgh | Member | Further details |
| Samantha McKillop | Member | Further details |
| Nicholas Shaw | Member | Further details |
| Lady Anne Cullen | Member | Further details |
| Keith Calvin | Member | Further details |
| Stuart Basten | Member | Further details |
| Thomas Stone | Member | Further details |
| Omar Ali Durrani von Guldsvard-Goldreich | Member | Further details |
| Sarah Boulton | Member | Further details |
| Stuart Urban | Member | Further details |
| Gillian Barrie | Member | Further details |
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| Steve Walker | Member | Further details |
| Harsimran Singh | Member | Further details |
| Rob Mumford | Member | Further details |
| Sean Edward McIlroy | Member | Further details |
| DOCTOR KASTAN LUKE BOWEN-JONES L.C | Member | Further details |
| Andrew Taylor | Member | Further details |
| Roger Stephens | Member | Further details |
| euro truck spotter | Member | Further details |
| Buzz Lightyear | Member | Further details |
| Rob McDowall | Member | Further details |
| Daniel Wrigley | Member | Further details |
| Matt Lee | Member | Further details |
| Nick Plummer | Member | Further details |
| Graham Rosner | Member | Further details |
| James Mason | Member | Further details |
| Robin Cook | Member | Further details |
| Chas Charles-Dunne | Member | Further details |
| Debbie Timmins | Member | Further details |
| Santa Claus | Member | Further details |
| Elvis Presley | Member | Further details |
| Mal Young | Member | Further details |
| General Boscovich Degeneratov C.dict. | Member | Further details |
| Paul Davies | Member | Further details |
| Lee Parry | Member | Further details |
| Robert JONES | Member | Further details |
| Stuart McFadden | Member | Further details |
| Hugh Jarse | Member | Further details |
| David Lockwood | Member | Further details |
| Lynette Sherburne | Member | Further details |
| Mark Donnelly | Member | Further details |
| Voletto Stiletto | Member | Further details |
| Calmore Carpet Cleaning | Member | Further details |
| Michael mouse | Member | Further details |
| Jacob Lardass | Member | Further details |
| Sir Jeykyll Stockins | Member | Further details |
| Nigel Wright-Burke | Member | Further details |
| Pippa Wright | Member | Further details |
| Ernest "Ernesto" Ernest | Member | Further details |
| William Garforth | Member | Further details |
| David Wright | Member | Further details |
| Alastair Smeaton | Member | Further details |
| Dave Emmerson | Member | Further details |
| Tashy Man | Member | Further details |
| Damon Nash | Member | Further details |
| Worzel Gummidge | Member | Further details |
| Hugh Jardon | Member | Further details |
| john knight | Member | Further details |
| Hugh Jardon | Member | Further details |
| Hugh Jardon | Member | Further details |
| Norbert Guamchamper III | Member | Further details |
| Dogey Limplefiller | Member | Further details |
| Freddy Numchuckett | Member | Further details |
| Granola Cartonparker, MISPN | Member | Further details |
| Dennis Umgobo | Member | Further details |
| Keith Chegwyn | Member | Further details |
| Uri Geller | Member | Further details |
| leroy boneham | Member | Further details |
| Ivor Bigkoch | Member | Further details |
| Logey Dimplefiller | Member | Further details |
| Osama Bin Laden | Member | Further details |
| Polly Lupinflinger | Member | Further details |
| Tame Alien | Member | Further details |
| Baz Mung | Member | Further details |
| Tony Blair | Member | Further details |
| Doctor Alphonso Spinola | Member | Further details |
| Baz Mung | Member | Further details |
| Malachi Carseat | Member | Further details |
| Henry Broomhandle | Member | Further details |