ISPN: The Great and the Good. 82 members and growing fast!
First, the Elite. These are the alpha males and females who care enough about their future to upgrade their subscription from 'Member'. You can do this easily by purchasing an item from the Institute's
Amazon wishlist.
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Berenice Baker | Authors of Clever Stuff | Fellow |
| What year is it? Who's the President? |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| John Salt | Gokmop Towers Foodstuffs Ballistics Lab | Fellow |
| John D Salt BA PhD MSSAISB MUKSS MACM MMCA MORS MRUSI MISPN |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Konstantinos Ladas | Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers | Fellow |
| Student member |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Ben Hyland | The Global Illuminatus Conspiracy | Grand Ayatollah |
| Helping to immanentize the eschaton since 1972 |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Mike Rimmer | ISPN | Grand Poobah |
| AS Co Founder and Grand Poobah of the ISPN Iam dismayed to see that I dont appear in the members list. Whats the use of bribing the Grand Ayatollah if he then ignores you???
I am going down the garden to eat worms.
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Lady Anne Cullen | CNLE | Member |
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Keith Calvin | none | Member |
| I like beer... |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Stuart Basten | University of Oxford | Member |
| I am constantly trying to offset my pitiful academic pay packet by hoovering up spurious post-nominals. As such, a FISPN would be the perfect way to enhance my synergy. Do you like Mr. Men books? |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Thomas Stone | | Member |
| I need to consume more letters. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Omar Ali Durrani von Guldsvard-Goldreich | Merchiston Castle | Member |
| Don't know what to fill in here. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Sarah Boulton | University of Plymouth | Member |
| I am a lecturer and collector of post-nominals |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Stuart Urban | Not very | Member |
| I want to be important. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Gillian Barrie | Becta | Member |
| I am a hard working individual that did not have the opportunity of earning a degree, but would like some post-nominals..... |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| | | Member |
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Steve Walker | Wildlife Solutions | Member |
| Professional Nuisance Wildlife Expert. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Harsimran Singh | The Board | Member |
| Dear Ben,
You have a very clever little racket going on here.
Well bloody done.
Love,
Sim |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Rob Mumford | not telling | Member |
| I want to travel the world bringing peace and work with children and animals |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Sean Edward McIlroy | Dance Teacher | Member |
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| DOCTOR KASTAN LUKE BOWEN-JONES L.C | ORDER OF ST LUKE | Member |
| IAM A DOCTOR OF DIVINITY AND BISHOP AND FOUNDER OF PRIESTLY ORDER OF ST LUKE |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Andrew Taylor | Institue of Awesome People | Member |
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Roger Stephens | BC Hybrid Cars | Member |
| Attempting to convert cars to run on water. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| euro truck spotter | totaly disorganised | Member |
| milf hunter extraordinaire |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Buzz Lightyear | | Member |
| As a retired Space Ranger I just enjoy other peoples discomfort. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Rob McDowall | | Member |
| I am 23, male from Glasgow. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Daniel Wrigley | | Member |
| I like pi. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Matt Lee | University of Matt | Member |
| As Regius Professor of Awesomenesss at the University of Matt, I deal with all that needs doing, and fix all that needs fixing, including cars and marriages. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Nick Plummer | The Department for the Promotion of Vice and the Prevention of Virtue | Member |
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Graham Rosner | Richmond Hash House Harriers | Member |
| I believe that having ethics is generally right most of the time. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| James Mason | | Member |
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Robin Cook | Society for Ensuring Xmas comes once a Year (SEXY) | Member |
| I have waited years to have letters after my name.......Now I have. I cannot wait for the status and benefits it will confer on me ! |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Chas Charles-Dunne | Unemployed and dis-organised | Member |
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Debbie Timmins | | Member |
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Santa Claus | The North Pole | Member |
| I visit all the good little children once a year and deliver a present for being good,although i do hope my CRB check comes through in time. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Elvis Presley | Guild of Idiotic Terror | Member |
| Uh, Huh. Thank you very much. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Mal Young | Land Registry | Member |
| MCSE, BA Hons, Grad CIPD ITIL practitioner for Change & Problem Management yet still trying to climb the dung heap for a decent seat at the top. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| General Boscovich Degeneratov C.dict. | nuts'R'us | Member |
| School of the Americas surplus stock of dictators/despots/tyrants at knock down prices. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Paul Davies | Professional Institution for Crochet and Knitting | Member |
| After failing to establish the Professional Institution for Crochet and Knitting (PRICK) for many decades, I fear that nobody wishes to have such post-nominals, other than me. I have therefore decided to become a member of your institution so that I can impress the ladies at the next annual knit convention. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Lee Parry | leeparry.com | Member |
| A graduate who's disheartened with his comparitive lack of post-nominals and looking for a welcoming society who will make me feel more important than the rabble. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Robert JONES | Bankstown Chevon Worshippers & Surf Life Savings Club | Member |
| Master God botherer |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Stuart McFadden | None | Member |
| Bleh, |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Hugh Jarse | Prosthetic buttocks manufacturer | Member |
| We supply specialist underwear with built in (removable) artificial buttocks for men or women, all sizes and colours available. Sent under plain wrapper. See our web site for more details:- www.plasticarseoles.com |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| David Lockwood | Society of RhythmStickers | Member |
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Lynette Sherburne | | Member |
| Just want to annoy collegues with too high an opinion of themselves :-) |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Mark Donnelly | me | Member |
| I am great |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Voletto Stiletto | Home of the perpetually bemused | Member |
| too young to retire from the nhs and too old for a serious career change these letters after my name will surely help me launch a new vocation for the equally pissed off
VS MIS |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Calmore Carpet Cleaning | Calmore Carpet Cleaning | Member |
| www.calmore.com |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Michael mouse | unemployed and retired rodents | Member |
| Had a glittering career in the 40's and 50's-not so much work nowadays with CGI
I would like M(ouse)ISPN |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Jacob Lardass | Norfolk Mountaineering Society | Member |
| The NMS has 3000 members but we have not discovered any mountains in Norfolk so we climb socially |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Sir Jeykyll Stockins | Friends of the Prostate | Member |
| promoter of humour in a jugular vein |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Nigel Wright-Burke | Mothers-in-Tweeds plc | Member |
| mummy bought this company for me to run because she thought that at 32 I was too old to sit on her lap and be breast fed. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Pippa Wright | Pippa Inc | Member |
| As the worlds first and foremost most amazing woman I am proud that now when handing my business card to others that my name is adorned by the little set of letters we know and love as MISPN. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Ernest "Ernesto" Ernest | Ernest PLC | Member |
| As owner, chairman and managing director of Ernest PLC, the first thing I look for in a subordinate is a string of meaningless postnominals.
That and bit tits. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| William Garforth | Northumbria University | Member |
| Too lazy to study |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| David Wright | Banana Republic | Member |
| Banana republic is a pejorative term for a small, often Latin American or Caribbean country that is politically unstable, dependent on limited agriculture, and ruled by a small, self-elected, wealthy and corrupt clique. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Alastair Smeaton | It used to be organised | Member |
| A good friend held the status RUPC 1972 |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Dave Emmerson | Charity Worker | Member |
| Do various non paying chairty work |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Tashy Man | One of the Unwashed | Member |
| I am living proof that 'Tashes should be made compulsary |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Damon Nash | Poo Records | Member |
| I live in Melbourne, Australia, paint things and make sweet, sweet music. And generally create havoc. I have a furry grey son called The Moog. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Worzel Gummidge | Scatterbrook Scarecrows | Member |
| i got me clever 'ed on 'cos i as a post nominal. cup o tea and slice o cake! where be aunt sally? |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Hugh Jardon | Sexual fantasies unlimited | Member |
| I'm one of the Jardon triplets, so I am! |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| john knight | | Member |
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| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Hugh Jardon | Sexual Fantasies unlimited | Member |
| I open other peoples envelopes (and parcels) with stuff in them.
I am also employed part-time in sending mobile telephones to Nigeria |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Hugh Jardon | Sexual Fantasies unlimited | Member |
| I open other peoples envelopes (and parcels) with stuff in them |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Norbert Guamchamper III | Guamchamper Family | Member |
| I own a bicycle. It's red and has got lights on it. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Dogey Limplefiller | Yodelling Society of Guadeloupe | Member |
| I put stuff in things for other people to open. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Freddy Numchuckett | Broadmoor | Member |
| Mummmph! Gmmmmph! Snicker! |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Granola Cartonparker, MISPN | CIA (Cereals In Antiquity) | Member |
| I have an old box of Weetabix that I am using as Granola because I have no more money. I am a far more interesting person when I talk about Granola. (To other people). |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Dennis Umgobo | Bank of Nigeria | Member |
| Hello
I have $67,000,000 in a bank account that I would like to send you. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Keith Chegwyn | Alcoholics Anon | Member |
| Wahey! |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Uri Geller | Geller Foundation | Member |
| I'm a bender with a post-nominal! |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| leroy boneham | ex-service | Member |
| helping others |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Ivor Bigkoch | Wibble | Member |
| My c*ck has got even biggers since I got a spurious post nominal! |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Logey Dimplefiller | Chrispeniss Modelling | Member |
| I open things when they contain stuff. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Osama Bin Laden | Al Qaeda | Member |
| Now I have a post nominal the Americans are sure to take me seriously!
Thank you, ISPN! |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Polly Lupinflinger | Bootfil Gushnait Limited | Member |
| I am a bipedal mammal of human proportions. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Tame Alien | AnalProbes'r'Us | Member |
| Chief DNA collector for the Reticulan Invasion Fleet. A Being with more postnominals than tentacles.... |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Baz Mung | Mung Industries | Member |
| Hi! It's me again!
I just thought I'd register for a second post nominal, seeing as they are free.
You can never have enough post nominals, can you? |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Tony Blair | HM Government | Member |
| I have lots of 'friends' in high places who would be interested in purchasing post-nominals. Could you contact me to discuss business? Please be discreet as I don't want anyone finding out.
Ta!
Tone. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Doctor Alphonso Spinola | The Spinola Institute (Cayman Islands) | Member |
| Here at the institute our mission is to promote the generation of large amounts of money for certified charlatans from around the World. We are proud to be associated with ISPN.
ISPN members are eligible for a 10% discount when signing up as Associate Practitioners of the Institute. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Baz Mung | Lidl | Member |
| I'm Mung! |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Malachi Carseat | Consulti-Spaghetti | Member |
| Pioneer in the field of tinned spaghetti products in the shape of Gantt charts, for consultants and related trades. |
| Name | Organisation | Membership Class |
| Henry Broomhandle | Goats and Stoats PLC | Member |
| Chairman of Goats and Stoats PLC, purveyor of quality goats, stoats and marmosets to the landed gentry. |
Feeling a bit feeble because you're only a 'member'? No one likes a cheapskate - least of all your clients! Put your hand in your pocket and visit the
wishlist - you can probably write it off as a business expense. The default upgrade is to 'Fellow', but feel free to use the title of your choosing. Fancy being a Chief Astrologer of the ISPN? Most Holy Lordy Lordy? Go for it! Just tell us on the gift section when you're at Amazon
foofoo.